A specter is haunting Midtown—and the specter’s name is Uncle Scam. 

In late March, U.S. stalked the No Kings protest that traversed Times Square. His familiar, yet terrifying visage surfaced in Al Jazeera and many other outlets via Reuters. 

The Indypendent obtained a copy of Uncle Sam’s Big American Program (USBAP), to which we add our dissents.

Uncle Scam says   

More wars.

Indy says

Peace and a massive reduction in the Pentagon budget.

Uncle Scam says

Let’s do what Israel wants.

Indy says

Make Israel obey international law.

Uncle Scams Says

Follow Truth Social exclusively.

Indy says

Read books and sundry in-depth reporting. 

Uncle Scam says

Use hyperbole relentlessly.

Indy says

Quit glazing.

Uncle Scam says

$1,000 minimum campaign donations.

Indy says

$1,000 maximum.

Uncle Scam says

JD Vance is a smart cookie.

Indy says

There is no such thing.  

Uncle Scam says

“We’re winning.” 

Indy says

What, exactly? 

Uncle Scam says

You must watch the Army-Navy game. 

Indy says

Why? 

Uncle Scam says

I’m bringing back my branded airline, steaks, vodka and university.

Indy says

No x 4. 

Uncle Scam says

“Let’s move on from Epstein.”

Indy says

You wish. 

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